Wednesday 21 October 2009

The End of a Match.com Era

Well, friends, I'd like to say that my long departure from this blog was due to a series of unfathomably whimsical trysts full of seduction and rapture. Unfortunately, that would be a complete lie. I've spent most of my time watching prime time programming, vacuuming, and doing laundry.

Other than the one date I had with the canine-missing woman, I have had only one match.com experience. I will tell the story of this experience in a series of relatively short blog entries that will hopefully simulate a bear hug of enjoyment.

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